Bacon holds up on the claim that Foldgers Crystals does not. Bacon is always good to the last drop. It doesn’t matter how it’s cooked…or isnt, it’s always good. Take this bacon briefcase you see above. You know what I see up there. I see someone successful, I see someone established. Screw the leather, why make a briefcase from the hide of an animal, when you can make it from the insides! Bacon has so many uses, like eating…..I mean the uses are endless. You can even make other foods better by making it out of bacon. You can wrap anything in bacon making it almost 10 times more valuable. Someone needs to wrap the american dollar in bacon! Seriously if you don’t like bacon you’re just un-American. And we can’t have any of that. And now a word from our sponsors.
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