Das Keyboard

Yes, it’s called Das Keyboard, and yes I have one, and why yes now that you ask my awesome girlfriend had bought it for me for Valentines Day.

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No, not last year, for this year….2011!

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Yes, I know it isn’t Valentines Day yet but she gave it to me early.

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Well I wasn’t really going to have the chance to use it on Valentines Day so she figured I could at least get some use out of it now before I’m all sad for not being able to use it when I get it.

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Well yes I know it’s just a keyboard but it’s Das Keyboard!

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What’s Das Keyboard??? Why it’s the best thing Germany’s ever created besides Becks!

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The tactile feel of the keyboard response is amazing! Why I could type on this thing all day.

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Funny you should say that, there are purposely no markings on the keys!

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No, you’re stupid, do you really need to look at a keyboard to type?

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Yeah, well I guess if you’re as simple as you are I guess you would need the keys marked. I bet you don’t even know middle C on a piano!

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Never Mind!