Category: My Rants
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Starbucks Related
@jbarker made a tweet last week to a YouTube video of Starbucks’ new instant coffee. Me being a coffee whore I had to go check it out. I really have nothing to say about the ad though. I have nothing to say because I the fist thing I saw was this in the related videos…
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PM5K @ The Middle East
Greg and I hit up the Powerman 5000 show last Monday at the Middle East and it was an awesome show. Worth the $18. This is the first time I’ve ever seen them live and I’ve been following their music for the past nine years. I think I blew out my ears though, they’ve been…
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Worried About Your Size
I found this email for a “male enhancer” drug in my inbox and this was the image attached. I can’t believe how many people I don’t know are so concerned about my cock size. I mean it’s nice you’re thinking of me spam bots, but I think I’ll pass. Everyone gets these emails, but this…
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Lego Office Pirates
FIRE! They’re taking over the office, slowly but taking it over none the less. I’m hoping to get the full ship soon. It’s a battle people, and I’m looking to win! It’s going to be a long battle, I got Lego Star Wars next to me. I may have to bring in some ninjas. Either…
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Go To College!
You need to upgrade your Flash Player Missed out on College? Well now you can go back and get a degree in as little as two years! All you need to do is know the state your are in and how to do the worm and your golden! Irish need not apply……and yes I am…