{"id":985,"date":"2010-04-14T10:34:19","date_gmt":"2010-04-14T15:34:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/?p=985"},"modified":"2010-04-14T10:41:51","modified_gmt":"2010-04-14T15:41:51","slug":"amazon-wants-my-mom-back-in-the-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/?p=985","title":{"rendered":"Amazon Wants My Mom Back In The Kitchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just got this email today for Mothers Day Gift Ideas.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-988\" title=\"mothersday2\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/mothersday2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"643\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/mothersday2.jpg 500w, https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/mothersday2-233x300.jpg 233w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Apparently Amazon.com thinks my Mom needs to cook, bake, sew, sit, and stab more. What do you think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just got this email today for Mothers Day Gift Ideas. Apparently Amazon.com thinks my Mom needs to cook, bake, sew, sit, and stab more. What do you think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[448,275,451,449,450],"class_list":["post-985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant","tag-amazon","tag-day","tag-gift","tag-mother","tag-mothers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=985"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":986,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985\/revisions\/986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}