{"id":748,"date":"2009-07-10T12:00:03","date_gmt":"2009-07-10T16:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/?p=748"},"modified":"2009-07-09T20:46:29","modified_gmt":"2009-07-10T00:46:29","slug":"makes-me-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/?p=748","title":{"rendered":"Makes Me Laugh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now I don&#8217;t mean jumping on a ROFLCopter or anything but just those small things that you look at from time to time and give a little laugh. Like Amazon.com recommending clothes I should buy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-751  aligncenter\" title=\"zubazPants\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/zubazPants.jpg\" alt=\"zubazPants\" width=\"500\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/zubazPants.jpg 500w, https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/zubazPants-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I  NEED THE FLAG PANTS! Or searching around on Bing&#8217;s map features and finding the the best color for a mini van. That van has to be filled with flowers and unicorns.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-750  aligncenter\" title=\"purpleVan\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/purpleVan.jpg\" alt=\"purpleVan\" width=\"500\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/purpleVan.jpg 500w, https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/purpleVan-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Or even the random conversations around the office.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-749\" title=\"gnLeavesChat\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/gnLeavesChat.jpg\" alt=\"gnLeavesChat\" width=\"500\" height=\"615\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/gnLeavesChat.jpg 500w, https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/gnLeavesChat-243x300.jpg 243w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But it doesn&#8217;t make me laugh as hard as Samuel Jackson saying &#8220;BURGER!&#8221;<br \/>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/devkit.permissiontv.com\/swfobject.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<div id=\"flashContent_ca422bfd_3b2d_4e35_b37d_d744e0167f9c\">\n    <strong>Unable to load video player. 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