{"id":587,"date":"2009-04-03T09:00:38","date_gmt":"2009-04-03T14:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/?p=587"},"modified":"2009-04-02T16:54:11","modified_gmt":"2009-04-02T21:54:11","slug":"fresh-pond-sea-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/?p=587","title":{"rendered":"Fresh Pond Sea Food"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"  class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-588\" title=\"freshpondseafood\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/freshpondseafood.jpg\" alt=\"freshpondseafood\" width=\"500\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/freshpondseafood.jpg 500w, https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/freshpondseafood-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You know how you sit around wondering how you can be as cool and sexy as me. (Yeah, that is a statement why would something I know for a fact be a question?)  Then do what I do and eat at Fresh Pond Sea Food.  This is where all the coolest awesomest&#8230;drug addicted people go!  You want clams?  WHAM CLAMS! You want lobster?  LOB ONE AT YOUR FACE!  You want pizza?  STFU &amp; GTFO!  This is where the best and the brightest of EVER eat.  Don&#8217;t believe me?  Bill Gates once said &#8220;I love eating at Fresh Pond Sea Food!&#8221; And by Bill Gates I mean me.  Okay to be honest I don&#8217;t really care for sea food.  I think I&#8217;d rather chew gum off the ground of the parking lot than eat anything that was prepared here when it was open.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know how you sit around wondering how you can be as cool and sexy as me. (Yeah, that is a statement why would something I know for a fact be a question?) Then do what I do and eat at Fresh Pond Sea Food. This is where all the coolest awesomest&#8230;drug addicted people go! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=587"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":590,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions\/590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}