{"id":507,"date":"2009-02-02T13:36:35","date_gmt":"2009-02-02T18:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/?p=507"},"modified":"2009-02-02T13:39:24","modified_gmt":"2009-02-02T18:39:24","slug":"worried-about-your-size","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/?p=507","title":{"rendered":"Worried About Your Size"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-508\" title=\"smalldog\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/smalldog.jpg\" alt=\"smalldog\" width=\"500\" height=\"227\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/smalldog.jpg 500w, https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/smalldog-300x136.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I  found this email for a &#8220;male enhancer&#8221; drug in my inbox and this was the image attached.  I can&#8217;t believe how many people I don&#8217;t know are so concerned about my cock size.  I mean it&#8217;s nice you&#8217;re thinking of me spam bots, but I think I&#8217;ll pass.  Everyone gets these emails, but this was the first one that looks like some thought was put into it since it made <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.gregnorth.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Greg<\/a> and I laugh for a good five minutes.  I applaud you spam bots&#8230;&#8230;for now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found this email for a &#8220;male enhancer&#8221; drug in my inbox and this was the image attached. I can&#8217;t believe how many people I don&#8217;t know are so concerned about my cock size. I mean it&#8217;s nice you&#8217;re thinking of me spam bots, but I think I&#8217;ll pass. Everyone gets these emails, but this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=507"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":511,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507\/revisions\/511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}