{"id":496,"date":"2009-01-23T18:50:32","date_gmt":"2009-01-23T23:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/?p=496"},"modified":"2009-01-23T18:50:32","modified_gmt":"2009-01-23T23:50:32","slug":"go-to-college","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/?p=496","title":{"rendered":"Go To College!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/devkit.permissiontv.com\/swfobject.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<div id=\"flashContent\"><strong>You  need to upgrade your Flash Player<\/strong><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\nvar flashvars = new Object();\nflashvars.applicationSwf = \"http:\/\/channels.permissiontv.com\/c929707\/html\/packages\/PDP\/files\/relatedvideosprogram.swf\";\nflashvars.licenseKey = \"212ccbcd-ac4f-43ef-818d-334df3fee3ab\";\nflashvars.channelID = \"929707\";\nflashvars.environment = \"live\";\nflashvars.login = \"http:\/\/services.permissiontv.com\/v2.2\/auth\/login.xml\";\nflashvars.services = \"http:\/\/services.permissiontv.com\/v2.2\/services.xml\";\nflashvars.PID = \"1089711\";\nflashvars.CID = \"1102830\";\nvar params = new Object();\nparams.allowFullScreen = \"true\";\nparams.AllowScriptAccess = \"always\";\nswfobject.embedSWF(\"http:\/\/devkit.permissiontv.com\/Preloader.swf\", \"flashContent\", \"500\", \"290\", \"9.0.0\", \"#000000\", flashvars, params);\n<\/script><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Missed out on College?  Well now you can go back and get a degree in as little as two years!  All you need to do is know the state your are in and how to do the worm and your golden!  Irish need not apply&#8230;&#8230;and yes I am Irish too.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You need to upgrade your Flash Player Missed out on College? Well now you can go back and get a degree in as little as two years! All you need to do is know the state your are in and how to do the worm and your golden! Irish need not apply&#8230;&#8230;and yes I am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[85,88,28,86,87],"class_list":["post-496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant","tag-college","tag-irish","tag-joke","tag-lame","tag-waste"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":498,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions\/498"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}