{"id":354,"date":"2008-10-28T11:40:08","date_gmt":"2008-10-28T16:40:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/?p=354"},"modified":"2008-10-28T11:40:08","modified_gmt":"2008-10-28T16:40:08","slug":"go-fly-a-kite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/?p=354","title":{"rendered":"Go Fly A Kite"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-353 aligncenter\" title=\"flyingcat\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/flyingcat.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/flyingcat.png 500w, https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/flyingcat-300x150.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><br \/>\nIt  was a semi warm fall day this Sunday.  I was on my way to the IKEA in Stoughton when I came upon something horrifically terrifying.  I peer over the lanes of traffic to see a massive flying cat&#8230;.(I feel like there&#8217;s a good pigs flying joke somewhere in there but I don&#8217;t feel like writing one out.)  It was surprising to be sitting in traffic and find out the cause was this flying cat and it&#8217;s other kite friends.  It really made me want to yell &#8220;GO FLY A KITE IN TRAFFIC&#8221; but they were already half way there, and were twenty feet from fulfilling my request.\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8230;.and what did I get at IKEA?  A three dollar lamp and a five dollar bulb for it.  blows my mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a semi warm fall day this Sunday. I was on my way to the IKEA in Stoughton when I came upon something horrifically terrifying. I peer over the lanes of traffic to see a massive flying cat&#8230;.(I feel like there&#8217;s a good pigs flying joke somewhere in there but I don&#8217;t feel like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=354"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":355,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions\/355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}