{"id":236,"date":"2008-07-18T13:51:22","date_gmt":"2008-07-18T18:51:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/?p=236"},"modified":"2008-07-28T22:13:29","modified_gmt":"2008-07-29T03:13:29","slug":"9am-already-an-odd-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/?p=236","title":{"rendered":"9AM.  Already An Odd Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-237\" title=\"banjo\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/banjo.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/banjo.png 500w, https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/banjo-300x101.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I  have been having an odd day, and it started before I woke up this morning.  Above you see a banjo.  No it&#8217;s not mine, and no I don&#8217;t know how to play one but I had a dream.  A dream that for some reason seemed like a nightmare.  I woke up all distressed because I dreamt I had bought a banjo, and it was righty!  GASP! (For those of you who don&#8217;t know, I&#8217;m left handed.)  I have no idea why I was so upset about it.  I mean I wasn&#8217;t when I woke up, but in my dream I might as well have just been in a car accident. If any of the four people that read this feels like psychoanalyzing this, please do.<\/p>\n<p>Well after that, and on my way into work I see this.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-238\" title=\"copter\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/copter.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/copter.png 500w, https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/copter-300x150.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Right on the Route 2  to 95 South merger.  This guy was flying so low and so erratic, I could have potatoed him!  (Potato ,verb = Naded &#8211; Explosion or Potato = Fist Pound(Bump).  Potato \u00e2\u2030\u00a0 Idaho.)  And I thought the drivers on the road were bad.  To get this picture I had to hang out of my car and look backwards while merging onto 95.  Thats just how I roll mother fucker!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been having an odd day, and it started before I woke up this morning. Above you see a banjo. No it&#8217;s not mine, and no I don&#8217;t know how to play one but I had a dream. A dream that for some reason seemed like a nightmare. I woke up all distressed because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=236"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":240,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions\/240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}