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<\/p>\nToday marks the five year anniversary of the end of Dead Barron. Dead Barron was the name of my 92 Chrysler Lebarron. I couldn’t find a picture of my car so I found this one on das internet. Picture this…but black.<\/p>\n
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On 7\/11\/03 I was driving to a 711 with Greg<\/a> to take advantage of the free Slurpy day. On the way in we were being…fucking stupid and yelling at people we drove by. Nothing mean, usually just a very aggressive ‘Hey You!” After…”HeyYouing” someone I turn my head back to the road to see the ass end of a green Camry stopped at a green light. The roads were wet and I was speeding a bit. The brakes locked and I slid into the car. The guy was ok and a pretty nice guy for just getting in a car accident. Needless to say my car was totaled. So to commemorate I was looking for some photos of the car and like stumbling onto an old box in the attic, I found a hard drive I bought a long time ago. I open it up to find backups of stupid old videos Greg<\/a> and I used to put together when we were going through our CKY stage. Just being teens and destructive is the best description. Also were some old college projects and a large backup of sound effects. So I’ve compressed some of the videos and had to share. Oh So Good, Oh So Stupid We Was.<\/p>\n ____________________________________________________<\/p>\n Piano Head Smash<\/p>\n [flv:http:\/\/www.flyingninja.com\/flv\/piano_496.flv 320 240]<\/p>\n Kev and I were playing the piano, apparently I was doing it wrong. And for some reason the video is sped up.<\/p>\n ____________________________________________________<\/p>\n Lebaron AC Pull<\/p>\n [flv:http:\/\/www.flyingninja.com\/flv\/acar_496.flv 320 240]<\/p>\n What would you do with an AC and an empty parking lot?<\/p>\n ____________________________________________________<\/p>\n Television Disposal<\/p>\n [flv:http:\/\/www.flyingninja.com\/flv\/tv_496.flv 320 240]<\/p>\n A not so Green Company<\/p>\n ____________________________________________________<\/p>\n ….I Don’t Know<\/p>\n [flv:http:\/\/www.flyingninja.com\/flv\/funnyvid_496.flv 320 240]<\/p>\n Late into a session, Greg decides to record me. The concept is dumb but I can’t help but laugh hysterically at this. Yes it’s me. At the end, you can hear what I think is Greg laughing.<\/p>\n ____________________________________________________<\/p>\n Monitor Disposal<\/p>\n [flv:http:\/\/www.flyingninja.com\/flv\/monitor_496.flv 320 240]<\/p>\n Du at the wheel, Me with the camera, and Greg has a computer monitor…ROOF DOWN STEP ON THE GAS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Today marks the five year anniversary of the end of Dead Barron. Dead Barron was the name of my 92 Chrysler Lebarron. I couldn’t find a picture of my car so I found this one on das internet. Picture this…but black. On 7\/11\/03 I was driving to a 711 with Greg to take advantage of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}