{"id":182,"date":"2008-02-26T11:45:52","date_gmt":"2008-02-26T16:45:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/?p=182"},"modified":"2008-02-26T11:49:14","modified_gmt":"2008-02-26T16:49:14","slug":"i-wish-it-were-wednesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/?p=182","title":{"rendered":"I Wish It Were Wednesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/banana.jpg\" alt=\"Golden Banana\" \/><br class=\"webkit-block-placeholder\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As you can see above I&#8217;m greatly upset that it is not Wednesday. To be honest I don&#8217;t know what this place is but I have a feeling its a male strip joint&#8230;and I need to make some extra cash too! Howconvenient! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you can see above I&#8217;m greatly upset that it is not Wednesday. To be honest I don&#8217;t know what this place is but I have a feeling its a male strip joint&#8230;and I need to make some extra cash too! Howconvenient!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}