{"id":1230,"date":"2011-04-18T09:53:09","date_gmt":"2011-04-18T13:53:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/?p=1230"},"modified":"2011-04-18T09:53:50","modified_gmt":"2011-04-18T13:53:50","slug":"i-ordered-a-pizza-from-providence-ri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/?p=1230","title":{"rendered":"I Ordered A Pizza From Providence RI"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Here’s how last nights dinner went…<\/p>\n

It was nice out, defrost and grill some burgers. (7PM)<\/p>\n

I dropped the burgers.<\/p>\n

Defrosted two more burgers.<\/p>\n

After closer inspection they looked like they expired.<\/p>\n

Threw them out, ordered a pizza (8:15PM)<\/p>\n

(8:45PM) Got a call from the delivery guy. Can’t find my house. Said they were on my street but couldn’t find my house number. I told them I’d step outside, he then asked if I was up in North Providence….<\/p>\n

I hung up. I had no idea what to do. The only thing I could say was “I just ordered a pizza from fucking Providence!” Erin keeps laughing at me.<\/p>\n

(8:50PM) I call the delivery guy back. Told him I had the wrong pizza place. He was very chill about it and thought it was pretty funny himself. I told him I’d at least pay for the pizza but he gave me a refund. (That guy is awesome!)<\/p>\n

(9PM) Ordered a pizza inMassachusetts.<\/p>\n

(9:45) Pizza arrives. Pizza was good. Then watched the movie The Social Network.<\/p>\n

Good Movie, long night.<\/p>\n

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Image From – Preston Pizza Delivery<\/a><\/p>\n

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