{"id":1183,"date":"2011-02-12T11:30:43","date_gmt":"2011-02-12T15:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/?p=1183"},"modified":"2011-02-12T00:41:04","modified_gmt":"2011-02-12T04:41:04","slug":"das-keyboard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/?p=1183","title":{"rendered":"Das Keyboard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Das-Keyboard-Ultimate.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1184  aligncenter\" title=\"Das Keyboard Ultimate\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.flyingninja.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Das-Keyboard-Ultimate-300x125.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"125\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Das-Keyboard-Ultimate-300x125.jpg 300w, https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Das-Keyboard-Ultimate.jpg 920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes,  it&#8217;s called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.daskeyboard.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Das Keyboard<\/a>, and yes I have one, and why yes now that you ask my awesome girlfriend had bought it for me for Valentines Day.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>No, not last year, for this year&#8230;.2011!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I know it isn&#8217;t Valentines Day yet but she gave it to me early.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Well I wasn&#8217;t really going to have the chance to use it on Valentines Day so she figured I could at least get some use out of it now before I&#8217;m all sad for not being able to use it when I get it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Well yes I know it&#8217;s just a keyboard but it&#8217;s Das Keyboard!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s Das Keyboard??? Why it&#8217;s the best thing Germany&#8217;s ever created besides Becks!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>The tactile feel of the keyboard response is amazing!  Why I could type on this thing all day.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Funny you should say that, there are purposely no markings on the keys!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>No, you&#8217;re stupid, do you really need to look at a keyboard to type?<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, well I guess if you&#8217;re as simple as you are I guess you would need the keys marked.  I bet you don&#8217;t even know middle C on a piano!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Never Mind!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it&#8217;s called Das Keyboard, and yes I have one, and why yes now that you ask my awesome girlfriend had bought it for me for Valentines Day. &#8212; No, not last year, for this year&#8230;.2011! &#8212; Yes, I know it isn&#8217;t Valentines Day yet but she gave it to me early. &#8212; Well I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[565,566,275,338,567,568,569],"class_list":["post-1183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant","tag-becks","tag-das","tag-day","tag-german","tag-keyboard","tag-valentine","tag-valentines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1183"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1188,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1183\/revisions\/1188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingninja.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}