You know how you sit around wondering how you can be as cool and sexy as me. (Yeah, that is a statement why would something I know for a fact be a question?) Then do what I do and eat at Fresh Pond Sea Food. This is where all the coolest awesomest…drug addicted people go! You want clams? WHAM CLAMS! You want lobster? LOB ONE AT YOUR FACE! You want pizza? STFU & GTFO! This is where the best and the brightest of EVER eat. Don’t believe me? Bill Gates once said “I love eating at Fresh Pond Sea Food!” And by Bill Gates I mean me. Okay to be honest I don’t really care for sea food. I think I’d rather chew gum off the ground of the parking lot than eat anything that was prepared here when it was open.
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