A Beefy Celebration

So the Democrats have pulled through this election, and with more than double in electoral votes. When I’m feeling victorious like I do now and I’m hungry I go to Beefmatster’s in Billerica MA. This is where a true king can come and have a roast beef feast that they have never imagined was possible. It’s like someone blended a cloud with meat. Seriously this place is awesome. As a roast beefconnoisseurI was very impressed with the level of quality and thearchitecture. IHOP can go fuck compared to this. Go feel like a king and feast!


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    DigTheDoug

    So I said, “If this is the house of pancakes, how come I can’t eat the walls?”

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